Every day my oldest says something cute and every day I forget what it was when it comes time to write it down. Not this time, my friends!! She had me and mom doubled over in laughter.
And yes, of course, it's potty humor. So if you are like the pre-mom me and don't get the funny-ness of this, skip ahead to the next post.
We're both talking as she runs into the bathroom and sits down. All of a sudden she says, 'Shhhhhh, Momma! BE QUIET" in a stage whisper. I ask her why, and she says very dramatically, "So you can hear the PLOP", still in a very loud whisper. I thought I heard something and wanted to get the heck out of there, so I said, "Oh, I hear it!" and started to head out the door. She replies with disgust - "Noooo! That's just a bubble in my bottom!"