When you're on the phone for a long period of time trying to deal with some official business, do not turn your back on a two year old who just figured out how to open doors.
Because when you turn around, you'll have to decide whether to laugh or cry at the mess; and whether to be impressed or stupified at how cleverly she discovered how to undo all that you just did the past week.
Ok, new prep list for Rafe coming home:
Kid is alive - check
Spouse is alive - check
Car can get to the airport and back - check
Everything else is gonna have to be put on hold for a while.